Time's a wastin'.

I'm stealing this from Matt via Googlism. Some of my favorites with unnecessary commentary:
simon is worthy of your vote - Could be.
simon is surprisingly strong - Should be.
simon is a god - Well, duh.
simon is - And you are.
simon is a game - beep, boop, beep, beep, bap, boop.
simon is smudge's brother - I alway's had a feeling...
simon is in the room - Do not disturb.
simon is still at play - Chuggachugga choo choo...
simon is ill - Beware of flying projectiles.
simon is easy - Who told you!?
simon is geboren deel twee - ...der flim is okey dokey.
simon is not like austin powers - Yeah baby!
simon is like austin powers - Yeah baby!
simon is a doofus candidate - Probably.
simon is missing in a layer of the abyss - Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
simon is terug - I think it's Dutch?
simon is the gladiator - Rock.
simon is at 35% - But space is filling up fast!
simon is hypocrital at times - No I'm not. I mean yes I am.
simon is still hot - So use potholders.
simon is a rock band and you're not - I knew that.
simon is a killer on the loose - I know where you live.
simon is not a well teddy - Send me presents.
simon is here - Dammit man, love me tender!
simon is home - No I'm not...
simon is a regular participant - Ahem.
simon is like - Buttah.
simon is not like - Michael Jackson.
simon is quick with his jab - Shazam!
simon is a megamillionaire - But I'm not sharing unless you're cute.
simon is not only a talented singer - But a baritone to boot.
simon is gone - Seeya.
simon is on cue - Of course.
simon is our first dog - Woof!
simon is clinical professor of obstetrics and gynecology at the george washington university in washington - Good god.
simon is kimberly - Indeed.
simon is not a walrus - CooCooKachoo
simon is a guy who just has too much time on his hands and chooses to spend it bothering people through the mail - You can't prove anything.
simon is laying hands on this man for healing - But I'm not dead yet!
simon is modular and is flexible to configure - I know you want me now.
simon is 18 - I hope not.
simon is the author of over 200 highly acclaimed science books - Wow, I impress even myself.
simon is even stronger and more featured filled than before - Bahahahaha!
simon is the wise colleague who needs to be on every curriculum committee - Because I have so much free time these days.
simon is shot - Through the heart and your to blame.
simon is told that jack has been put in charge of the website and simon is in charge of the genetic research - Yay!
simon is now - Word.
simon is er niet meer op woensdag 14 november 2001 is hij gestorven aan een maagkanteling - Note to self: add Dutch to list of languages to learn before I expire.
simon is a successful nebraska businessman with a strong record of creating jobs in the community - because I'm good like that.
simon is wealthy - In mind only...
simon is a character actor with extensive experience across the whole spectrum of the industry - Um, no thanks.
simon is a great composer in ambient/dub music too - Wow, I rock.
simon is more than just accommodation - At your service.

Peace,
Simon

(Warning: this PostScript is rated "R".)
Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if you typed "my cock" in Googlism...