Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Workaholics Anonymous

So it seems I'll be taking some time off very soon whether I want to or not.

I didn't know you could actually have so much vacation time accrued that you can lose it if you don't use it. I'm not sure how much I can take off at one time but apparently 10 weeks is overkill if I ever chose to use it...I'm tempted to just have them cut me a check. January isn't exactly prime vacation time...

What to do, what to do.

Thank goodness this doesn't apply to other things like, say, my penis. I try to keep it maintained of course, but at least it doesn't stop working if you don't, uh, work it. Right? I may be gay but still like being a boy after all. Although if someone came to me and said you have to get laid or else you won't get to for another year, I'd probably oblige.



Marshal said...

oh you need a good fucking. Just fuck baby.. just fuck.

Love you simon!

Chef Dean said...

Just fuck baby? Hhmm... that sounds like fun. ;-) You could always come play at Disney World with yours truly... or take me on a cruise... or buy me some DVDs... or... or... or... spend some dad time with the monkeys.