Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Beware My Buddha!

The thing about having an alias is that you can plug in more than one nom de plume into various ridiculous trait generators to find out how schitzophrenic you actually are.

So while I can easily play this guy:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Striding along the wasteland, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Signalite! And he gives an ominous bellow:

"I'm going to torment you so forcibly, your screams will reanimate the dead!!!"

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And in a pinch I could:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, stalking over the desert! It is Simon, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!!"

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But in actuality you'd get this if you met me:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the mountains! It is Alden, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you with such wanton cruelty, Buddha will explode!!!"

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Either way, it seems, your ass is mine. Just sayin'.

Via the hype.

6 comments:

Brian said...

Stalking across the tundra, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Brian! And he gives a cruel howl:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"

Cruel howl. I dig it.

Patrick said...

Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the icy wasteland! It is Patrick, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He howls apocalyptically:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!"

Dean said...

Except I'm not a bottom, so my ass is NEVER yours. ;-)

David said...

Yea, verily I didn't like what it came up with. I would never in a gazillion years use the term "mufuh."

My ass is yours only after diner, charming conversation and a shared bottle of wine.

Michael said...

Prowling on the wasteland, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Michael! And he gives a mighty howl:

"I'm seriously going to fuck you into a new dimension of pain!"

--or--

Rampaging across the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Mike! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to hump you until you smell like barbeque, then make toast!!!"

I've been on an agressive streak, but this is ridiculous!

Six Shooter said...

My ass is yours? What?

Sweet talker.