tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10052388.post115685926554334096..comments2023-06-16T11:07:47.520-04:00Comments on Secret Simon: Beware My Buddha!Aldenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08707541749231015283noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10052388.post-1157117601943677892006-09-01T09:33:00.000-04:002006-09-01T09:33:00.000-04:00My ass is yours? What?Sweet talker.My ass is yours? What?<BR/><BR/>Sweet talker.Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12411657140164561266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10052388.post-1156894643601790402006-08-29T19:37:00.000-04:002006-08-29T19:37:00.000-04:00Prowling on the wasteland, attacking with a burnin...Prowling on the wasteland, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Michael! And he gives a mighty howl:<BR/><BR/>"I'm seriously going to fuck you into a new dimension of pain!"<BR/><BR/>--or--<BR/><BR/>Rampaging across the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Mike! And he gives a gutteral bellow:<BR/><BR/>"I'm going to hump you until you smell like barbeque, then make toast!!!"<BR/><BR/><I>I've been on an agressive streak, but this is ridiculous!</I>Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06842663992025384172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10052388.post-1156888491117730782006-08-29T17:54:00.000-04:002006-08-29T17:54:00.000-04:00Yea, verily I didn't like what it came up with. I...Yea, verily I didn't like what it came up with. I would never in a gazillion years use the term "mufuh."<BR/><BR/>My ass is yours only after diner, charming conversation and a shared bottle of wine.dpastehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10813652943621759603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10052388.post-1156884867347164462006-08-29T16:54:00.000-04:002006-08-29T16:54:00.000-04:00Except I'm not a bottom, so my ass is NEVER yours....Except I'm not a bottom, so my ass is NEVER yours. ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10052388.post-1156875804974798642006-08-29T14:23:00.000-04:002006-08-29T14:23:00.000-04:00Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the icy wa...Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the icy wasteland! It is <B>Patrick</B>, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He howls apocalyptically:<BR/><BR/><B><I>"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!"</I></B>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10052388.post-1156863999425209242006-08-29T11:06:00.000-04:002006-08-29T11:06:00.000-04:00Stalking across the tundra, swinging a thorned whi...Stalking across the tundra, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Brian! And he gives a cruel howl:<BR/><BR/>"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"<BR/><BR/><I>Cruel howl.</I> I dig it.cheapblueguitarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10122425982169774125noreply@blogger.com