After I got it all out of my system this morning, I've been breathing a lot better since. Allow me to present before you some proof of balance in the universe.
So. I love Guitar Hero. The monkeys love when I play Guitar Hero. The Younger Monkey loves when I play, specifically, "I Love Rock & Roll."
So. I just got a call from my now ex-wife.
So. It would only make sense that when they were at church tonight and it was time for everybody to sing uplifting praise and worship songs to our Lord God, Younger Monkey stands up and with a determination that would make Joan Jett proud, belts out "I Love Rock & Roll" as loud as possible, knowing every word and movement to the wonderment of everyone in the building.
Fortunately, I'm told it was hilarious and stupendous and she just wanted to thank me for my handywork. Allow me to say I have not laughed so hard since...okay, since the last time he did something like that.
Rock on, Monkey, I have taught thee well.