Younger Monkey: "Thank you so much!"
No, baby, what do you say first.
(Maybe they are trained a little too well...)
Elder Monkey: "I liked when daddy's silly friend came over and gave us glow sticks and then I ran him through with them because I am evil. That was fun."
Younger Monkey: Eee ee aaa oooo...zzzzzzzzzz...
I suspect the giant pile of crap on my living room table. So now I get to become a magician and pull a vanishing act with it before Friday. I'm thinking of sending it all to a poor starving college student. Otherwise I'll just end up with a reenactment of Speed 3: Revenge of Willy Wonka.