Sunday, October 14, 2007

You Probably Had To Be There

Sitting on the green on a Saturday twilight while the orchestra plays to the breeze.

Me: Massaging C's shoulders. Deeply.

C: Gives F the thumbs up.

F: Sigh (half wistful, half annoyed). I wish I had someone to massage me.

C: G isn't looking very busy over there.

G: I'm actually doing my Kegel's at the moment.

Orchestra: Cue the 1812 Overture with fireworks.


cheapblueguitar said...

But did he do them in unison with the cymbal crashes?

vuboq said...

Oh. Em. Geez. Too funny.

David said...

Did that coincide with something going on in C's pants?

cb said...

LOL- love kegels! Especially to Tchaikovski

goblinbox said...

Kegels! LOL