I was going to wait and send this around on Turkey Day along with in depth commentary about the evils of suburban over-consumption and the general modern era lack of respect for the food chain.
However, I'm going to forego all that as instead I've watched it 20 times in a row and I'm at the point where I need an inhaler to breathe because I've laughed so hard. Vegetarian's might want to
Bascially, I blame mom (mom's edit: It's not my fault!), for pointing it out to me, having nothing better to do than watch HGTV all day, every day. We'll get into her remodeling plans later for my house (mom's edit: Oh, do I have plans for this house!).
But, wait! Bonus features!
Firstly, I'm sure many of you wouldn't mind being the turkey in this scenario.
Also, it would be remiss not point out the oddity of top hit "Women's Sumo Wrestling" in the Related Videos section.
(mom's edit: Aren't you done yet? I need to go to the grocery store! No turkeys on the menu.)