Saturday, November 10, 2007

Food Fight

Where exactly was life before YouTube.

I was going to wait and send this around on Turkey Day along with in depth commentary about the evils of suburban over-consumption and the general modern era lack of respect for the food chain.

However, I'm going to forego all that as instead I've watched it 20 times in a row and I'm at the point where I need an inhaler to breathe because I've laughed so hard. Vegetarian's might want to take a deep breath first avert their eyes elsewhere.

Bascially, I blame mom (mom's edit: It's not my fault!), for pointing it out to me, having nothing better to do than watch HGTV all day, every day. We'll get into her remodeling plans later for my house (mom's edit: Oh, do I have plans for this house!).

But, wait! Bonus features!

Firstly, I'm sure many of you wouldn't mind being the turkey in this scenario.

Also, it would be remiss not point out the oddity of top hit "Women's Sumo Wrestling" in the Related Videos section.

(mom's edit: Aren't you done yet? I need to go to the grocery store! No turkeys on the menu.)


cheapblueguitar said...

I'm pretty sure I just became a vegan watching that.

Lee said...

LOL! I loved the first one especially when the guy got hit in the head.

BML said...

Very cute guy in the bathtub...but the turkey in the bathwater is gross. I'm already a vegetarian, so no turkey for me anyway :)

cb said...

That 1st turkey commercial is playing a LOT right now on tv here. I chuckled at it, but didn't laugh a ton. :-(

David said...

Yes, I would very much like to be the turkey in the second video.

Had I known they were auditioning...

goblinbox said...

Your Twitters are hilarious because I'm never quite sure what the hell you're actually talking about.

Your blogging, on the other hand, is, like, seriously not happening!