Thursday, April 05, 2007

Carbon Copy

I'm not planning on departure to the next existance anytime soon. However, should I meet my unfortunate demise, after all the useable parts have been extracted, dissected, and studied for the good of science and art of course, somebody please oh please have the good sense to do the natural thing.

And turn my remains into 240 pencils.

7 comments:

Sharon said...

Wow! Now I finally know what to do with my dh's ashes! Thanks!!

Faustus, M.D. said...

I don't know, I'm kind of partial to the bird feeder myself.

Michael said...

That. Is. AWESOME! I'm totally doing that.

Unless of course I actually realize my dream of becoming the immortal cyborg overlord of a small galaxy.

Anonymous said...

Why wait? I bet you could find enough unused body parts to make a pencil from yourself NOW.

john said...

Do you want to be Number Two pencils?

David said...

That does sound cool, but I'm still a Jewish romantic and I want that simple pine box.

project kelly said...

Dude. You're fucking brilliant! I thought you were someone else.

Kudos.

Brilliant, my friend. Brilliant.