Does someone have a doll wearing dark rimmed glasses and lots of tiny needles nearby? If so, KNOCK IT OFF.
Regardless, since I'm not quite dead yet, here's 12 photos because it's the 12th of the month:
07:28:34 - A Few Minutes Until Departure
![A Few Minutes Until Departure](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/2851688935_7983b32906.jpg)
Which means there's plenty of time to build the ship.
07:29:47 - Shlincky
![Shlincky](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2360/2851691617_4dc8fefea1.jpg)
SHmwwoooooshumm.
07:41:10 - Fridge Mantra: SLUG DIB
![Fridge Mantra: SLUG DIB](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3095/2852530648_f5dfec26fa_b.jpg)
08:10:21 - No Left Turn
![No Left Turn](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2851694111_4173ca3b5e_b.jpg)
At this precise moment Sara Palin was being overanalyzed on the radio, making several people gloat with hysterical glee and several other people break out in hives (and reach for the rash cream).
08:24:18 - Treasure Box
![Treasure Box](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3231/2851687579_b1c2697297_b.jpg)
Breakfast don't gotta be complicated.
08:25:13 - Hoop Daze
![Hoop Daze](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3245/2852527862_9d644060fd_b.jpg)
Waiting for my acai smoothy with the morning crowd of two at Jamba Juice. No worries, bud. I can't hula hoop either.
08:51:02 - My Desk, My Life.
![My Desk, My Life](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3051/2852520936_ff9a414064_b.jpg)
EgAdZ.
14:37:48 - The Walker
![The Walker](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2851684483_e1ef77d8a4_b.jpg)
Salvaged detail of a cardboard mural.
16:48:57 - SMOKED
![SMOKED](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3119/2851682953_ceb651e14c_b.jpg)
I finally finish eating lunch around 4:30. I also find myself putting hot sauce on almost everything I can get away with now. I'm not sure but I think it makes me southern? Or old?
20:15:29 - The Last To Leave
![The Last To Leave](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2852516534_d60e6a1f3c_b.jpg)
It's true. I work too late.
21:10:52 - Full House
![Full House](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/2851680251_f395b51607_b.jpg)
Bookshelf at home, desk at work, it doesn't matter. I come home stare at these intending to become cultured, or at least briefly entertained, and then go to bed in defeat.
21:57:03
Slippery Street
![Slippery Street](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3179/2852513772_f7640ff5b9_b.jpg)
This road is much busier than I ever imagined it would be. Don't let your dogs or children out without a leash.
Bonus Photo - Homemade Droids
![Homemade Droids](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3227/2851690329_bb720ec8c0_b.jpg)
Their names are Beetle and Harley. They are looking for Emeralds. Their captain is Captain Roboto. Their ship is shy and is always hiding under things. I didn't make any of this up. A monkey told me so.
See the rest of the world in play at Chad Darnell's 12 of 12.